A little humor...

Text message received today from a friend...

"100 years ago, it was said that a black man would only be president when pigs would fly....wouldn't you know? 100 days into the presidency of the first African-American ---- Swine Flu!!!"

overheard in a dressing room

Ok...so one of my jobs at the store to help ladies find the "right bra" (if there is such a thing). So I was in the fitting room assisting a lady, when the following conversation occurred...

Setting: Fitting room in department store 6 rooms. Three middle rooms occupied. (Lady L is in the Left room, Lady C is in the Center room, Lady R is in the right room)

Lady L - "I give up! I am just going to save my money and get my breasts 'fixed'!!"

Lady r - "Oh?"

Lady L - " I can't stand it anymore. One side is bigger than the other, and nothing fits! I am just going to save my money and get the other one 'adjuseted' so it is as small as the other!"

Lady R - "I know what you mean! I want a reduction. Men don't generally approve of that, but I can't stand this anymore either...They are so heavy and I can't find any clothes that fit right! My husband will just have to live my getting a reduction!"

Lady C - "Um...girls? Can I have your leftovers? I'm tired of being in the tiny titty club!"


I had to leave the area I was laughing so hard...

new phone

so i got a new phone and am still trying to figure out all the new features and quirks...like touch screen and net and strange gizmos. it may take me a while to get it all straight. what i dont understand is that i bought some games and goodies on my last phone and now have to pay for them all over again. i dont get it...ive already bought them why do i have to pay for them again? oh well. i have enough goodies on here right now that i dont have to pay for them right now.